“Red, with white trim”, said Jeanette Miller. “Purple”, chimed in Cassandra Evans. Women across America have begun to announce the color of bra that they are wearing at any given moment without any prompting or coaxing whatsoever. Curious males no longer need to put forth the same investigative effort that they once used to – [...]

After another year of disastrous sales, Westman Kodak’s senior leadership team decided to completely revamp the company’s business plan from the grounds up. As many analysts have predicted, Kodak’s late entry in the digital camera arena caused the company to fall more than a decade behind its Japanese competitors when it comes to the underlying [...]

It seems like just the other day that everybody was raving and obsessing about ‘wireless’: telegraphs, radios, televisions, bras, and just about everything imaginable. The ‘wireless’ technology that captured everybody’s imagination was the telephone – suddenly savvy young professionals could chat up to 40 feet away from their phone’s base station for a mere $200 [...]

San Francisco police was called to the home of Le Go-Go Group CEO Eric Schmidt yesterday afternoon to control a domestic dispute. Several neighbors dialed 911 when they heard usually loud screaming and shouting coming from the Schmidt residence around 4:30pm. When SFPD knocked down the front door, the two officers described a chaotic scene. [...]

Mort Sugarhill, the founder of construction giant FaceBuilding, spoke extensively for the first time about the different level of privacy that people now expect from their homes and domiciles. Being interviewed in front of a live audience by the legendary Mick Herringbone, he revealed his new philosophy on open building in communities. “Over the last [...]

After twenty-two hours of closed-door deliberations late Sunday night, America’s largest fast food chain McDonald’s agreed to purchase news aggregator Digg for $50 million in cash, stocks, and Deluxe Crispy Ranch Chicken BLTs. While this acquisition may seem odd to main street rednecks, talented Wall Street gurus at Goldmen Balls approved the deal. Full-time coffee [...]

The 12th annual CESPOOL conference attracted hundreds of attendees in Las Vegas this weekend and they were all excited about one product – the book. Dozens of companies showed off their latest models, all of which have in common the new flexible ‘paper’ display and ‘binding’ technology. The form factors varied, with some vendors showcasing [...]

For eight years now, the mysterious international social club BeautifulPricks has shied away from direct media coverage. Founded by two prince charmings – Robert Hintze and Greg Hodge, BeautifulPricks is a place for “aesthetically pleasing people to meet other aesthetically pleasing people.” To put it in terms us common folk can understand – “no fat [...]

Fabian’s report was filed from the Mountain View county jail. After an unsuccessful attempt to sneak back into Le Go-Go’s headquarters to recover his grandma’s moving picture camera, he ended up spending the night behind bars. Le Go-Go Group proudly announced the highly anticipated Nexus One device yesterday during a morning press conference. While Wall [...]

The country of YouTube is under siege by an army of anonymous warriors wearing V for Vendetta masks. Reports from YouTube’s capital Schmidtville describe a city on the verge of panic and disorder. In the message disseminated to a group of 1.8 million anonymous followers, the war is being fought in protest of YouTube’s unfair [...]