International conglomerate Le Go-Go Group has done it again. The company is set to unveil a new device that will “revolutionize communication”. After the Go-Go Wave and the Michelle Obama incident, we are eager to see if Le Go-Go can bounce back into the hearts and minds of common folk.

We have front row seats to the 10:30AM Pacific or 1:30 PM Eastern launch event. Please join us.

The event will be covered live via carrier pigeon. Our updates will be transcribed by our intern below. There’s no need to refresh.

• 2:00 AM crunchteam - We are camped outside of 1600 Coliseum Boulevard in beautiful Mountain View, California. Going to heat up some tea.
• 2:20 AM crunchteam - We definitely showed up way to early for this thing. See lights and people in the distance. Going to introduce ourselves.
• 2:32 AM crunchteam -
  
• 2:37 AM crunchteam - Met a couple of Le Go-Go employees waiting for the midnight shuttle. They’re very excited about the new device. Alright, we’re going to call it a night and get some sleep in the car. We’ll see you tomorrow morning for the event. 10:30AM PST / 1:30PM EST.
• 12:22 PM crunchteam -
  
• 12:22 PM crunchteam - We’re awake! Percival took this snapshot of a stray dog a couple of minutes ago in front of a Le Go-Go sign.
• 12:32 PM crunchteam - Le Go-Go still has not informed anyone what “Nexus One” actually is. Even the industry analysts at America’s best banks remain clueless. Stick with us to find out! The event starts in one hour.
• 12:51 PM crunchteam - Rumors going around price the device between $50 and $1,500.
• 12:58 PM crunchteam -
  
• 1:01 PM crunchteam - And we’re in! The event will start in 30 minutes. As someone who spent the night in a car, I feel surprisingly upbeat. This device better be worth the wait.
• 1:04 PM crunchteam - Classic music is playing in the background. Caviar is being served by a bald man wearing a tux. The international conglomerate Le Go-Go Group is the epitome of capitalism and corporate power.
• 1:06 PM crunchteam - We see Andy Lai, a 2009 Harvard graduate, now king of the Le Go-Go communications team.
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• 1:11 PM crunchteam - 20 minutes to go! The lighting is rather gloomy for our tastes. It wasn’t for the project and the four wall spotlights the room would be pitch black.
• 1:12 PM crunchteam - What are your thoughts about this mystery device? Want participate in TechCrunch.NET’s first live blog? Voice your opinion @ bit.ly
• 1:15 PM crunchteam - Le Go-Go Group has been in intense competition with Apple. How hilarious would it be if the head of Apple Whole Food Market’s CEO came on the stage right now?
• 1:18 PM crunchteam -
  
• 1:20 PM crunchteam - Please excuse the quality of these pictures. Our Kodak instant camera’s native resolution is not that high. Factoring in all the scanning our intern is doing at the other end, we are doing the best we can.
• 1:26 PM crunchteam - Oh no.
• 1:28 PM crunchteam -
  
• 1:29 PM crunchteam - We have good news and bad news. First the bad news. It turns out the guy who sold us these press passes didn’t work for Le Go-Go Group. We were kicked out for having counterfeit passes.
• 1:31 PM crunchteam - The good news is, we left one of our moving picture cameras inside the press conference room. After the event’s over, we’re going to try to sneak inside to recover the footage. Stay tuned.
• 1:32 PM john - Way to go.
• 1:32 PM crunchteam - We apologize for the inconvenience John.
• 1:35 PM crunchteam -
  
• 1:36 PM crunchteam - Two security guards literally dragged us off the premises. We managed to snap this photo on our way out.
• 1:40 PM crunchteam - Ok folks. Tune in at a much later hour (probably during the wee hours of the morning) for our journey back into the Le Go-Go complex. My grandmother gave me that moving picture camera and I am not leaving Mountain View without it.