Jan
14
It seems like just the other day that everybody was raving and obsessing about ‘wireless’: telegraphs, radios, televisions, bras, and just about everything imaginable. The ‘wireless’ technology that captured everybody’s imagination was the telephone – suddenly savvy young professionals could chat up to 40 feet away from their phone’s base station for a mere $200 [...]
Jan
13
San Francisco police was called to the home of Le Go-Go Group CEO Eric Schmidt yesterday afternoon to control a domestic dispute. Several neighbors dialed 911 when they heard usually loud screaming and shouting coming from the Schmidt residence around 4:30pm. When SFPD knocked down the front door, the two officers described a chaotic scene. [...]
Jan
06
Fabian’s report was filed from the Mountain View county jail. After an unsuccessful attempt to sneak back into Le Go-Go’s headquarters to recover his grandma’s moving picture camera, he ended up spending the night behind bars.
Le Go-Go Group proudly announced the highly anticipated Nexus One device yesterday during a morning press conference. While Wall Street [...]
Jan
05
International conglomerate Le Go-Go Group has done it again. The company is set to unveil a new device that will “revolutionize communication”. After the Go-Go Wave and the Michelle Obama incident, we are eager to see if Le Go-Go can bounce back into the hearts and minds of common folk.
We have front row seats to [...]
Jan
04
Perhaps you have heard of it. It is the latest ‘revolution’ in communication. You might even have some hipster friends who already use it. But ask anybody what it really is and you might be surprised to hear that hardly anyone really knows. It’s the ‘Wave’, by international conglomerate Le Go-Go Group. Touting the ‘wave’ [...]
Jan
02
Publishing and media conglomerate Le Go-Go Group issued an apology today for publishing an image of First Lady Michelle Obama in one of its popular children’s alphabet books under the heading ‘M is for Monkey’. The book, titled “Alphabet Zoo”, has sold over 500,000 copies and been translated into international editions in seven countries.
The error [...]